You pay $25 each month. I travel the world to find you the best wine at the best prices. You pick up your wine at quarterly pickup parties (3 months worth each time). Grab your goods and go OR crack them open and hang with homies who believe in deliciousness, shenanigans, and sustainability!

The short answer is from all over! They’re from the vineyards that make me gasp. The ones with soil so healthy that wildflowers grow between the vines. They’re the bottles that I can’t stop thinking about, though I taste over 1000 each year. They’re from the winemakers I. believe in, the humans whose dreams I want to make come true.

The subscription model ensures we can provide wholesale pricing, 50% less carbon emissions during shipping, and a good wage for all involved. We make it worth it by giving members 10% off everything forever!

I wish there was another way to meet our climate goals! But the earth prefers that we ship heavy packages as rarely as possible, and we agree. Wine takes a year to grow, several months to make, and several days to ship. The truth is, it can either be wonderful or it can be fast. We’ll leave fast to the corporate goons. Let’s decide to be wonderful.

It’s exclusive. HJC wines are straight from the source. They’re not sold ANYWHERE in Louisiana and some are not sold anywhere in the U.S. It’s inexpensive. The membership model allows us to sell wine at wholesale prices, an average of 10% cheaper than they would be on the shelves. Members get 10% off that already discounted price. Amazing! It’s fun! Traditional wine shops and wine clubs are... well, traditional. We’d prefer to mix it up! Eat good food, meet new friends, and pop those bottles (or cans, or bags) baby!

Just let me know, angel! Love finds a way! Email or text me anytime. You can send a friend to pick it up for you and take advantage of your discount or we can arrange a way to get it to you. No pasa nada.